So we all may be getting a little old, but we still apparently know how to have a grand ol' time! Friday night, was no exception. So in typically blogging fashion, you know you may be intoxicated if:
-You remember being at a bar, but were not with anyone you came with
-You lose things, such as cameras
-You sing Wilson Philips at the top of your lungs
-You clearly drank all of the vodka at the bar, judging from your tab
-You cant remember who signed the check or tipped the bartender
-You make it all the way home, but them hit the car in the driveway
-You take pictures with your ex-boyfriends friends, because you want the flash to blind him
-You ask someone to send you pictures of floating penises
-You think throwing pizza boxes out of windows is completely acceptable
-You may have burnt your pants on the fire outside the bar
-You wake up on the sun
-You leave your jewelery in a candle because you thought it was a bowl
-You buy random people standing next to you shots
-You drink all of the water in Totowa the next morning
-You drive all the way to Brooklyn to get bagels (or kneaded the dough for the bagel, it's still up in the air)
And you absolutely know you were intoxicated, when you are unable to function for a full 48hrs. You are so hungover you cannot even man up to go out. You can barely drive...actually, you can barely walk.
All in all these qualities only mean you had a pretty awesome night. I hope you enjoyed your birthday Lex, clearly the rest of us did!
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