Pink Jerseys

Being that the best season is approaching, that being football season, it reminds me of something that  bothers me more than any thing in the world.  This being the Pink Football Jersey.  Why was this item even invented?  All this does is bring out even more fake football fans.  Your boyfriend doesn't care if your supporting his team in your pink jersey, he would rather you pipe down and sit in the corner silently, since you clearly have no idea what is going on.  These girls are not real fans.  They cheer at inappropriate times, and cannot name any players on the team. You also very rarely see a girl in a pink jersey eating wings. ( which is also Un-American on football Sunday).  This girl is also the most annoying person at a game or a bar.  Please do not ask me questions about players or what just happened, you will not understand anyway.  Take the stupid rhinestones that are falling off the jersey and go sit at a table with children, because that is what you look like in this item, a child!  Also if you are in a pink jersey, please do not try to high five me when something great happens, that you have no idea of.  You're a fake fan and fake person, and I will not support this.  I personally suggest we take a stand against this terrible item and have pink jerseys banned from all sporting events.  They do not belong there.  Be a real fan and support your team, or don't be a fan at all....stupid pink jerseys!