On my many Jersey Shore adventures, I discover many things, which I'm sure you may have noticed by now. Attention girls: bikini bottoms are meant to be worn on the beach now in bars. I completely understand going to a bar in a cover up, this is totally acceptable. It is not acceptable to walk in with a wife beater which is too short for you and no bottoms, with your crack showing. No one finds this attractive.
The girls who tend to do this are also not the girls that should. Why wouldn't your friends tell you and your thunder thighs need to put on shorts, a romper, a dress, even a freakin towel to cover up. Especially when you are leaning over the bar trying to get drinks, (and think you should be served immediately because you are the hottest girl there) your ass is hanging out. Not a little, but a lot.
Most people do not want to sit in a seat after you have left, because your gross. Guys do not like this. Plus you are leaving your self open to anyone walking by to pull those babies down. Do you not have any self respect or a mirror? (there's one in every bathroom)
All in all I have a message to the 17yr old bouncers, do not let these people in places. They are ruining the shore along with the dailys!
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