Why I'll Always Pick a Guido...

I for one can say, I have definitely been on my fair share of first dates.  Some good, some bad, and some I would choose to forget.  Some people would say, I don't have a type because I have been out with many different types of guys.  Clearly, I do favorite a type, and that is "the guido".  Some people hate this guy, but for me there is nothing better. 

Guidos get a terrible rap in the real world, due to the douche bags of the Jersey Shore.  Sure guidos have spikey hair, rhinestone t-shirts, perfect eyebrows, are perfectly spray tanned, drive expensive cars, and have definitely worked in a pizzeria in their lifetime, but the fist-pumping, attitude is mostly just a front.  Guidos treat their women well! (Maybe because most of them still live home with Ma and Pa).  A guido will always open a door for you, including the car door.  They will always pay without a question asked.  If a girl tried to pay on a date with a guido, that would insult him.  Girls save your money for a spray tan, they like treating their women.  They will always walk you to the bathroom, and stand up when you stand in a dinner setting.  Just the old school respectable Italian values.  They will walk you to your door after a date.  What girl doesn't like be treated like she is the queen of the world sometimes???    A guido will always call you.  Not text. Call!  A guido will also always plan a date.  They will not be an indesisive guy who cant even pick a place to have dinner.  He's a man's man and is able to make simple decsion.
A guido will always be dressed for the occasion.  You will not find this breed rocking a "coors light" shirt that they won at the bar last week on any date.  They will be coordinated from head to toe.  Plus, if a guido takes you out, you will not be riding in a hoopty or pick-up truck.  It will be something with leather seats.  For the most part they all have good bodies (and I'm not talking about juice heads, I'm talking about natural gym rats).  Who does'nt want to have nice big muscles wrapped around them?  Girls who play dungeons and dragons and perform witchcraft are the only freaks who wouldn't.

So America, stop giving guidos a bag rap.  Everyone needs a little love.  Give guidos a chance, or at least stop picking on this wonderful breed.