The Walk Of Shame

Girls, this is something we all have done at some point.  The walk of shame is nothing to be looked down upon on.  This is the definition that you had an awesome night and most likely people are jealous.

If you have done the walk of shame you are aware when you see this girl at any local store. She is still in last nights make-up, outfit, and she is rocking some 6inch heels at the Wawa, just because she is in dire need of anything to drink that doesn't involve vodka.  There is not a need to make fun of this girl, but you should feel her pain if anything.  The absolute worst walk of shame is when you do not have sunglasses in the morning.  As if it's not bad enough she is trying to scrounge through her wet money which is rolled up into a ball in her clutch, all while holding her shoes, people are giving her dirty looks.  Clearly they can see she has had  a rough night, why not give her a break, or a slice of pizza.  These people are all just filled with jealousy and clearly have never had a good night in their entire life.  And the guy working the dunkin donuts counter always has to make a smart remark like, "oh you must have had a good night".  Obviously, any girl is too hungover to respond, but wants to really kick his ass. Like, bro you work at dunkin donuts, my life is clearly a bit better. 

If you have never seen any of these girls, maybe you should wake up around 8am and visit a dunkin donuts or Wawa in Belamr or Point.  When I see a girl, it just reminds me of the good old days of trying to steal a bike so at least I can do the ride of shame in the smallest black dress at the Jersey Shore.  People wonder why I always went out in sunglasses, and this is the reason.  You never know what morning will bring. 

So losers who have never had any fun, stop making fun of these girls.  It makes great stories to tell...and girls, keep doing the walk of shame.  There is nothing shameful about it.