Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The Elite Class Of NJ Convertible Owners

Dear NJ Convertible Drivers,

Being in this caliber of individuals to be able to own this wonderful vehicle, please actually use this vehicle correctly!  We only get a few awesome convertible months and you're driving with the top up!  What's your issue?  Convertible rules are anything over 52 degrees, top down!  You have heat, that can be use if your toes get chilly. It also doesn't matter how hot it is, cars have this thing called air conditioning that can cool you off. Also, what's the point of owning a convertible if you have the windows up?  Put them down for God sakes, the roof is open.  Get over your hair blowing in the wind, it's suppose to.  Buy a hat if you are concerned.  Fedoras are in style.

Please also be considerate of your fellow convertible people.  If you pass one, it is proper to beep.  If you get stuck at a red light, ask how the others day is going, do not try and drag race the 80yr old man in the Porsche.  It is OK to blast your music for all to hear.  It is also OK to sing along and rock out.  If people stare, who cares.  You purchased an item giving people a first row view, so do not get upset by this.

If your not going to use your convertible, please sell it and give a young chap or an old gezier the opportunity to enjoy it.

Thanks,
Classy Convertible Driver Of NJ

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