The Dailys

There are many things about Jersey I love, but like any play there are also many annoyances.  I love the shore and can sit on the beach for hours upon hours( mostly Squan, Belmar or Point).  It is a peaceful magical place, until the arrival of the Dailys!  These are a group of people who are ruining Jersey beaches.  They do not understand what it is like to go to the beach, and what a beach environment is.  These are not beach people.  These people come to the beach once a year and are just the most uncoordinated group ever! 
Non-Dailys, or Regulars, have seasonal beach badges, chairs, towels, sandals, matching cover-ups, books, and beach etiquette.  The Dailys are polar opposites.  Let me enlighten you, Dailys are: 

• the people you see at the beach sitting on a fitted sheet they ripped off there bed (Dailys do not always have beach chairs)
• the people who do not know how to screw an umbrella into the sand, therefore it hits a regular in the head while they are trying to nap
• they are wearing socks and sneakers
• they sit literally on top of you (when the entire beach is empty)
• they let their garbage blow all over the beach (even though the trash can is about 10 feet away)
• they were jean shorts instead of a bathing suit
• their children are naked as oppose to having some sort of swimsuit on
• they do not swim between the flags
• if a Daily happens to have a beach chair, they paid about $75 for it because they just purchased it from the most expensive shop in town
• they lose their kids on the beach
• they kick sand on your towel or blanket every time they walk by
• they are the palest people on the beach (normally)
• they do not have any reading material
• they sit in camping pop up chairs that blow all over the beach

If you or anyone you know has 2 or more of these qualities, I'm sorry to tell you but you are a Daily. They should a have a special beach for these types of people.  And if you feel the need to keep coming to our beaches, please just be considerate.