The Dailys Part 2

This weekend, like most weekends, I attended the beach.  To my astonishment, the dailys seem to be getting worse.  I didn't think it was possible but I was proved wrong this weekend.  Clearly, these dailys had a card game the night before, because they brought a folding chair, (yes a folding chair) to the beach.  I have no words to descibe a situation like this one.  I was appalled, but not surprised by their naked baby running around the beach.  I mean who really dresses their kids at home anymore??  Oh, normal people do!!!  And just so everyone is informed, in case the last rant didn't clear everything up, here are some more ways to spot "the dailys":

• un-pedicured toes (I mean why people go out with hangnails and gross feet are beyond me)
• they do not speak English
• they use the same quilt for the beach as they do for sleeping
• they drown
• they put on sun-screen in the most obscure way (meaning they have hand print on their back and finger marks all over)
• they do not know how to get to the beach (meaning they go down one ways, do not spot for pedestrians, and drive 12mph)
• they park in metered spots, because they are too stupid to know where free parking is (which is most likely across the street)
• they pay $10 for a lemonade (it's not that big guys)
• they do not know you need a badge to get on the beach (Badges were created to keep these people off the beach)
• they do not even know what tanning oil is
• they do not own sunglasses (unless they recievd free ones at a wedding or some sort of party)
• they scream (which interupts regulars naps and this is just rude to those bronzing)

I just can not get over the fact that these people are allowed on the beach.  There should be some sort of screening process, like at the airport.  I will be happy to volunteer my time to help the "regulars"